Why traditional classroom training is soooo much better than eLearning:
- You can learn at another person's pace.
 - Get to see what the beltway looks like at 8 am.
 - Stale donuts.
 - Sit next to that annoying guy from Finance.
 - Get another 2 1/2 inch binder.
 - Leave at 4:30. Hey, does the beltway look the same at 4:30?
 - Complete a level 1 evaluation and let them know the trainer was real nice, but the room was cold.
 - Because there's a good chance I can be told "to put my phone away."
 - I get to take the class once and if I need to review it, well maybe there's another one soon.
 - Who doesn't love a slightly awkward icebreaker?
 
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